WHENEVER I TELL PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE RAIN, THEY ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED! HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEE RAINBOWS WHEN IT RAINS DOESN'T MEAN THEY ONLY EXIST THEN! I SHOULD KNOW-- I LIVE IN ONE! RAAAUUUUGHAUUGH! RAIN COULD BE A GREAT THING IF IT WASN'T SO COLD AND WET! SEE WHAT I DID THERE? RAIN IS JUST ALL AROUND TERRIBLE RAUUUGH! IT GETS IN MY EYES WHEN I RUN, AND THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BLURRY! I HAVE TO SLOW DOWN AND RUB MY EYES, OR RISK THE DANGER OF HAVING AN ACCIDENT-- SOMETHING I CAN'T AFFORD! OF COURSE THIS IS A FUTILE EFFORT, SINCE I WILL ONLY GET MORE RAIN IN MY EYES ONCE I RESUME MY
TROT! I HATE FUTILITY! RAIN CAN BITE ME! RAUUGHRAUGHUUGH!
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Dear Angry Rainbow Bear-
You know what really makes me angry?! You! Being the nice rain cloud panda that I am, I wont jump strait to the threats but let me say this: Nothing ruins a great rain (which by the way does NOT get in MY eyes when I run!) Like one of your big, fat, ugly rainbows!! Consider this a warning.
Sincerely,
Angrier Rain Cloud Panda
PS: Tell Noah he can eat me!
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