I CAN'T STAND RAIN

WHENEVER I TELL PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE RAIN, THEY ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED! HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEE RAINBOWS WHEN IT RAINS DOESN'T MEAN THEY ONLY EXIST THEN! I SHOULD KNOW-- I LIVE IN ONE! RAAAUUUUGHAUUGH! RAIN COULD BE A GREAT THING IF IT WASN'T SO COLD AND WET! SEE WHAT I DID THERE? RAIN IS JUST ALL AROUND TERRIBLE RAUUUGH! IT GETS IN MY EYES WHEN I RUN, AND THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BLURRY! I HAVE TO SLOW DOWN AND RUB MY EYES, OR RISK THE DANGER OF HAVING AN ACCIDENT-- SOMETHING I CAN'T AFFORD! OF COURSE THIS IS A FUTILE EFFORT, SINCE I WILL ONLY GET MORE RAIN IN MY EYES ONCE I RESUME MY
TROT! I HATE FUTILITY! RAIN CAN BITE ME! RAUUGHRAUGHUUGH!

ANOTHER THING THAT BUGS ME

YOU KNOW WHAT GETS UNDER MY SKIN? TICKS! SOMETIMES WHEN I AM OUT FOR A WALK IN THE FORREST THEY GET IN MY FUR! RAUUUUGHH! I DON'T NOTICE UNTIL I AM BACK HOME (OR SOMETIMES NOT EVEN THEN-- MY FUR IS THICK AND RAINBOW COLORED, SO IT IS HARD TO SEE WHAT IS UNDERNEATH) AND THIS CAN BE A PROBLEM! TICKS CAN CARRY ALL SORTS OF DISEASES RAUUGHHGAUUUUGHH!! RAINBOW BEARS AREN'T ELIGIBLE FOR HEALTH INSURANCE SO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, AND THAT REALLY STEAMS ME!

STUPID LAWS MAKE ME ANGRY

SOMETIMES I GET REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE THE MAN TELLS ME I CAN'T DO SOMETHING I WANT! THIS HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY WHEN I TRIED TO BUY A PUPPY! I THINK PUPPIES ARE REALLY CUTE BUT I AM ALSO AWARE OF THE RESPONSIBILITY REQUIRED FOR TAKING CARE OF THEM WELL INTO OLD AGE, BUT THE MAN AT THE PET STORE WOULD STILL NOT SELL ME ONE BECAUSE I AM A RAINBOW BEAR! RAUUUGHHAUGHAUGH THAT REALLY MAKES ME MAD! PLENTY OF OTHER FLAKY JERKS GOT PUPPIES THAT DAY, BUT NOT ME BECAUSE I LIVE IN A RAINBOW! RAUUGHHHH! I EVEN ALREADY PICKED ONE OUT AND STARTED TO LOVE IT RAUUGHHHHAUGHHH I HATE STUPID LAWS!

ANOTHER THING THAT MAKES ME MAD

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE THAT REALLY GIVES ME A HEADACHE! BRIGHT LIGHTS! LET ME EXPLAIN! SOMETIMES I AM TAKING A WALK AT NIGHT (I DON'T HAVE A CAR, WHICH SOMETIMES MAKES ME ANGRY) AND PEOPLE THAT DRIVE BY DON'T TURN OFF THEIR HIGH BEAMS! HELLO! RUUUUAAAGH!! I AM AN ANGRY RAINBOW BEAR, YOU DO NOT NEED THAT MUCH LIGHT TO SEE ME AND IT HURTS MY EYES AND STARTLES ME BUT MOST OF ALL IT MAKES ME ANGRY! RUARRRAAUGHAUUUGH!! ALSO I RECENTLY BOUGHT A LAMP THAT DOESN'T HAVE A LAMPSHADE! THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE IT IS VERY BRIGHT AND HURTS MY EYES! IT ALSO MAKES ME ANGRY, BUT MOSTLY AT MYSELF FOR BUYING THE PIECE OF JUNK!! RAAAUGHAUUGHH!!

REALLY ANGRY

HEY GUYS I'M KINDA PISSED AT THOMAS PYNCHON RIGHT NOW! I BOUGHT HIS BOOK (BASED ON GLOWING REVIEWS) BUT IT IS NOT AS INTERESTING AS PROMISED! IN FACT I THINK IT IS QUITE BORING!! THE TITLE IS "V"! I DON'T RECOMMEND IT, BUT IF YOU READ IT, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! RAAAAUUGHHAUUGHH!!